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To place an order, <\/span>email the author on\u00a0<\/span>staddie1@yahoo.com.au<\/span><\/a>\u00a0or message Adrian Stadtmiller Author<\/a> on Facebook.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Don\u2019t Smile Till Easter<\/h2>\n

The worst kid<\/strong><\/p>\n

The best teacher<\/strong><\/p>\n

United as underdogs<\/strong><\/p>\n

Battling for justice<\/strong><\/p>\n

Audience:<\/strong> Adult.<\/p>\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n

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Read review by the US Review of Books<\/a><\/p>\n

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Local Legends: The Twin Towns of Harden-Murrumburrah and Surrounds 2014<\/h2>\n

Local Legends: The Twin Towns of Harden-Murrumburrah and Surrounds 2014: (Volume 1) \u2013 the real life stories of 47 people, their humour, their tragedies revealed in their sharing with the reader.
The perfect Christmas present for those who read.<\/p>\n

Audience:<\/strong> General.<\/p>\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n

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Measuring the Mountain<\/h2>\n

18 year old twin brothers Aaron and Josh MacAuley are in conflict as they battle to determine the fate of their property dynasty: Mountainview.\u00a0Intertwined tragedy and humour are the lifestyle hallmarks of their relationship.\u00a0Aaron, as\u00a0the too-young manager of the family’s 20,000 acre property, sees himself as in his rightful position. Josh, as a worker on the property, sees his rightful position as not having to take orders from Aaron.\u00a0Tash is Aaron\u2019s girlfriend, but Josh is in love with her and she him. Tash becomes pregnant,\u00a0but to whom? Aaron, Josh and Tash will have to live with the consequences.<\/p>\n

Audience:<\/strong> Adult.<\/p>\n

$25.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book) Australia wide.<\/p>\n

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Tinkle Plop Barf Blurt<\/h2>\n

Sean is on a family car trip\u00a0to Canberra, Australia\u2019s capital\u00a0city. His family consists of his\u00a0father and mother, his twin sisters\u00a0Hermione and Persephone who\u00a0fight all of the time, his younger\u00a0brother Tarquin (who is feeling\u00a0quite unwell) and smelly baby Algie. Sean sees a sign to Wee Jasper\u00a0and thinks it very funny. He dozes\u00a0off to sleep and finds himself\u00a0amongst the nightmarish people not\u00a0only of Wee Jasper but also Poo\u00a0Jasper, Spew Jasper and Fart\u00a0Jasper. But, in the end, does\u00a0everything turn out for the best?<\/p>\n

Audience:<\/strong> Children.<\/p>\n

50 pages \u2013 25 of text, 25 of illustrations.<\/p>\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n

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ORDER To place an order, email the author on\u00a0staddie1@yahoo.com.au\u00a0or message Adrian Stadtmiller Author on Facebook.Don\u2019t Smile Till Easter The worst kid The best teacher United as underdogs Battling for justice Audience: Adult. $20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide. Read review by the US Review of Books Local Legends: The Twin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"\n

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Don't Smile Till Easter<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The worst kid<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The best teacher<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

United as underdogs<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Battling for justice<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Audience:<\/strong> Adult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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ORDER<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Buy separately or buy all 3 books and save! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bundle all 3 books for $50.00 plus $15.00 packaging & postage (per bundle), Australia wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To order email the author on staddie1@yahoo.com.au<\/a> or complete the form below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tinkle Plop Barf Blurt<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Sean is on a family car trip\u00a0to Canberra, Australia\u2019s capital\u00a0city. His family consists of his\u00a0father and mother, his twin sisters\u00a0Hermione and Persephone who\u00a0fight all of the time, his younger\u00a0brother Tarquin (who is feeling\u00a0quite unwell) and smelly baby Algie. Sean sees a sign to Wee Jasper\u00a0and thinks it very funny. He dozes\u00a0off to sleep and finds himself\u00a0amongst the nightmarish people not\u00a0only of Wee Jasper but also Poo\u00a0Jasper, Spew Jasper and Fart\u00a0Jasper. But, in the end, does\u00a0everything turn out for the best?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Audience<\/strong>: Children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50 pages - 25 of text, 25 of illustrations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Local Legends: The Twin Towns of Harden-Murrumburrah and Surrounds 2014<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Local Legends: The Twin Towns of Harden-Murrumburrah and Surrounds 2014: (Volume 1) \u2013 the real life stories of 47 people, their humour, their tragedies revealed in their sharing with the reader.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The perfect Christmas present for those who read.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Audience<\/strong>: General.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

$20.00 each, plus $5.00 packaging & postage (per book), Australia wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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